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 ■C a n   w e   d o   r o m a n c e   i n   t h e   m i d n i g h t   t o d a y ?   I ↓ m   i n   a >>
g o o d   m o o d .   J u s t   a   l i t t l e   b i t   o f   k i s s i n g   a n d   b i t i n g ! ! >>
R e p l y   m e   s o o n ,   y o u r s   L o v i n g   M o s q u i t o .
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 Q u e s t i o n -   Y   i s   t h e   m a l e   o r g a n   c a l l e d   t h e   f o u n t a i n   o f >>
y o u t h ?
 A n s w e r -   B ' c o z   w h o e v e r ,   w h e n e v e r ,   w h e r e v e r   r u b s   i t   , >>
t h e   w r i n k l e s   g o   a w a y .
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 Y   d u   v   f a l   i n   l u v ? ?
 E x p e r i e n c e   k i   k a m i . .
 Y   d u   v   b r e a k   o f f   l u v ? ?
 P a t i e n c e   k i   k a m i . .
 D e n   y   d u   v   w a n   2   f a l l   i n   l u v   a g a i n ? ?
 D i m a g   k i   k a m i . . .
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 G i r l ' s   h e a r t   i s   l i k e   W A T E R ,
 B o y ' s   h e a r t   i s   l i k e   M O B I L E . .

 E i t h e r   W a t e r   f a l l s   o n   m o b i l e . .

 ( o r )

 m o b i l e   f a l l s   i n   w a t e r ,

 v a a t   m o b i l e   k i   h i   l a g t i   h a i .
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 U N I V E R S A L   T R U T H   :

 W h e n   g i r l s   w e a r   t i g h t   f i t t i n g s ,

 N e i t h e r   t h e y   a r e

 C o m f o r t a b l e

 N o r

 B o y s   a r e   c o m f o r t a b l e ? .   ! !
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 1   b r   v i k a s   k   c h o t e y   b a t e y   k o   k h e l t e   k h e l t e   u s e d >>
c o n d o m   m l a   u s n e   a p n e   b d e   b h a i   k o   b o l a   d k h   m u j h >>
g u b a r a   m l a   u s k a   b h a i   b o l a   y   g u b a r a   n h   h   p a p a p   k >>
l u l l i   k   j u r a b   h .
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 T e a c h e r   T o   A   B o y :
 K h a m o s h   H o   J a o   N a h i   T o   K h a r a   K a r   D u n g i . .

 A l l   T h e   B o y s   S h o u t e d :   P e h l e   M e r a   P e h l e   M e r a . .
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 S o n - D a d   s u s u   k a r n a   s i k h a o .     D a d - s i r f   3   s t e p .
 1 . T a k e   p e n i s   o u t .
 2 . P i s s .
 3 . S h a k e   p e n i s   w e l l .
 S o n   t u k   2 0 m i n   i n   t o i l e t .
 D a d - i t n a   T i m e ?
 S o n - 3 r d   s t e p   m a z e d a r   t h a . . ! !
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 B o y :   I   L U V   U
 G i r l :   I   d o n ' t

 b o y : t h i n k   a g a i n

 g i r l : n o , i   d o n ' t

 b o y :   w a i t e r , b i l l   a l a g   a l a g   l a n a

 g i r l :   I   L U V   U , I   L U V   U , K E H   T O   R H I   H U ,   t u m   b   n a >>
b u r a   m a n   j a t e   h o . .
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 S a l a r y   i s   l i k e   t h e   p e r i o d s   o f   g i r l .

 C o m e   o n c e   i n   a   m o n t h ,
 S t a y s   o n l y   f o r
 3   t o   4   d a y s ,
 A u r   a g a r   k i s i   M a h i n e   n a h i   a a y i   t o   s a m j h o   c h u d   g a y e e .
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 K a y a m a t   k e   d i n     F a r i s h t e   n e   a p n e - a p n e   g u n a h   1 >>
K A G A J   p a r   l i k h n e   k o   k a h a . S a b   c h u p - c h a p   l i k h   r a h e >>
t h e , t a b h i   A a p k i   a w a z   a a y i - s i r   S u p l i m e n t r y   S H E E T .
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 1   s r d r   n e   c a n d l e   b u j h a n e   k   l i y e   p h u n k   m a r i   t o   h e >>
f a r t e d , d o b a r a   p h u n k   m a r i   f i r   s e   h e   f a r t e d .   S r d r >>
g u s s e   m e   u l t a   g h u m k a r   b o l a   L E   P H L E   T U   B U J H A   L E
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 I   a m   l e a v i n g   I n d i a   t o m o r r o w .
 A c t u a l l y   P R I Y A N K A     i s   p r e g n a n t   n d   m e d i a   i s   s u s p e c t i n g >>
m e   4   i t .

 T u m   b h i   n i k a l   l o

 M a y a v a t i   b h i   p r e g n a n t   h a i .
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 B a d i   m u r g i - D e k h   M e r e   A n d e   k i t n e   b a d e   H e   R s . 2 . 2 5   M e >>
b i k t e   H e   T e r e   T o   S i r f   2 / - M e   j a t e   H
 C h o t i   M u r g i - R a h n e   D o   C h a w w a n i   k   L i y e   k a u n   g a a n d >>
f a d v a y e . . !
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 H o n e y   s a i d ,   " I ' m   D   s w e e t e s t   i n   D   w o r l d " . .

 G O D   l a u g h e d   n   s a i d
 " W 8 ,   U ' v e   N o t   M e t   D   P e r s o n   R e a d i n g   D i s   S m S ! "

 M o r a l :   E v e n   G O D   c a n   c r a c k   j o k e s . .   H e h e ; - )
 G n . .

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 W h a t   i s   t h e   S i m i l a r i t y   b e t w e e n   B r a ,   P a n t y   &   I n s u r a n c e >>
?     ?   . . . . ?   . . . . ?     ?     S o c h o . . ?   T h e y   a l l   P r o v i d e >>
M i n i m u m   C o v e r   t o   M a x i m u m   R i s k y   A r e a s .
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 L a d k a   A p n e   P a p a   d i   m a r r g e   v i d e o   d k h d e   h o y :   P a p a   M a i >>
N e   B   A p n i   S h a d i   P e   i t e m g i r l s   N a c h a n i   H a i n   A a p   K i >>
S h a d i   K i   T a r h a
 P a p a : K u t e   D e y   b a c h e ,   O   T e r i y a n   B u a a   H a i .
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 I f   g i r l   v o m i t ,   h e r   p a r e n t s   a s k s   ' k a u n   t h a   w o   k a m i n a ? '
 I f   b o y   v o m i t ,   h i s   p a r e n t s   a s k s   ' k a m i n e   k a h a   p e e   k >>
a a y a   h a i ? '
 M o r a l :   w h o e v e r   v o m i t s   b o y s   a r e   a l w a y s   k a m i n e .
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 W I L L I A M   S H A K E S P E A R E   s a i d   " f r n d s h i p   i s   n o t   m e a s u r e d >>
w h e n   b o t h   t a k e   c a r e   o f   e a c h   o t h e r .   I t s   m e a s u r e d >>
w h e n   o n e   i g n o r e s   a n d   o t h e r   s t i l l   c o n t i n u e s . "
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 !     !
 ! . . . ' . ' . ' ;
 T h i s   i s   m y   l e g .

 D a b a n e   k   l i y e   t h a n k   u .
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 1   d a d   n e   r o b o t   k h r i d a   j o   j h u t h   s u n k e   t h a p p a d   m a r t a >>
t h e .
 D A D :   u   r   s o   l a t e   ?
 S O N :   x t r a   c l a s s .
 R o b o t   s l a p d   d   s o n .
 S O N :   m o v i .
 D A D :   k o n s i   ?
 S O N :   b a l   g a n e s h a .
 R o b t   n e   f i r   m a r a .
 S O N :   k a a t i l   j w a n i .
 D A D :   I ' v e   n v r   s e e n   s u c h   f i l m s .
 R o b o t   s l a p d   d   d a d .
 M O M :   j h u t h   h i   b o l e g a , a k h i r   a p k a   h i   b e t a   h a i .
 R o b o t   s l a p d   d   m o m .
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 I   r e a d   i n   t h e   n e w s p a p e r   t h a t   s e n d i n g   m s g s   t o   f r i e n d s >>
c a u s e s   r a d i a t i o n   t h a t   c a u s e   c a n c e r . S o , a a j   s e   b a n d !
 I   h a v e   d e c i d e d   2   s t o p . . .

 r e a d i n g   n e w s p a p e r ! ! g n
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 C u s t o m e r - S a r d a r   j i   l a s s i   m e i n   m a k k h i   h a i . .   S a r d a r - O e >>
k o i   b a a t   n h i   i n s a n   k a   D I L   b a d a   h o n a   c h a h i e   1   m a k k h i >>
b e c h a r i   k i t n i   l a s s i   p i   j a y e g i . . .
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 J a a t   p e t r o l   p u m p   w a l e   s e :   r e y   1   r a p i y e   k a   t e l >>
g h a a l   d e .
 P e t r o l   p m p   w a l a :   b h a i   i t n a   s a r a   t e l   d a l w a   k   k i t t e >>
j a a g a .
 J a a t :   r e   h u m   t o   n o o i   p a i s e   f o o k a   k a r e n .
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 S r d a r   2   S o n -   t e r e   r e s u l t   d a   k i   H o y a ,
 S o n - S i r   k e h n d e   i s   c l a s s   w i c h   1 s a a l   h o r   l a g n a   h a i ,
 S r d r :   f e r   t h i k   h a i   S a a l   b h a l e   2 - 3   h o r   l a g   j a a n , >>
f a i l   n i   h o n a .
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 1 M . B . B . S     F i n a l   E x a m   Q u e s t i o n   p a p e r -
 F i l l   i n   t h e   b l a n k s   : -

 I f   a   g i r l   f a i n t s .   W e   m u s t   f i r s t   f e e l   h e r   P U   _ S _ .

 O n l y   f e w   s t u d e n t s   w h o   w r o t e   P U L S E   p a s s e d . . .
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 P a t n i   ( G u s s e   m e ) -   M a i   y e   g h a r   c h h o d   k e   j a   r h i   h u .
 P a t i -   J a n a   h a i   t o   j a l d i   j a   w a r n a   g a n d   m a a r   d u n g a .
 P a t n i -   B a s   a p k i   y e h i   m e e t h i   m e e t h i   b a a t e i n   j a n e >>
n a h i   d e t i .
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 G a d h o   k i   r a c e . .
 1 0
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 F I R E . .

 S m s   b a a d   m e   p a d h   l e n a

 B .   .   .   . H .   .   .   . A .   .   .   . G . . . . . O

 w a r n a   t r o p h y   k o i   a u r   l e   j a y e g a . . .
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 T w o   S a r d a r   k e   b e e c h   F i g h t   h o   r a h i   t h i . .

 1 s t   S a r d a r :   M e   t e r i   g a a n d   m a a r   d o o n g a ! !

 2 n d   S a r d a r :   O y e . .   S e r i o u s   f i g h t   m e   R o m a n t i c   b a a t   m a t >>
k a r . . .
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 I   D e c i d e d   T o   S U I C I D E .

 I   W e n t   T o   R a i l w a y   T r a c k   &   T h e n   U r   M s g   C a m e .
 I   T h o u g h t

 J a b   A a p k e   J a i s e   K a m i n e   L o g   J e e   R a h e   H a i   T o   M a i n >>
k y o n   M a r u ?
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 M a n   2   h i s   2 2 y r   w i f e   a f t r   t h e i r   1 s t   n i t e :   U   d i d n t >>
m a d e   a n y   n o i s e   l i k   " A H , U H , O H   N O "   d u r i n g   s e x x .   H o w   c o m e ?

 W i f e :   I   s t o p p d   d a t   s i l l y   h a b i t   w e n   I   w a s   1 8
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 D i r c t r   t e l l s -
 M a l l i k a   j i   S u h a g r a a t   k a   s c e n e   h a i . H e r o   a a t a   h a i   a u r >>
a a p   u s e y   d u d h   k a   g l a s s   d e t i   h a i n "
 M a l l i k a :   G l a s s   s e   h i   d u d h   p i l a a n a   t h a   t o   V I D Y A >>
B A L A N   k o   L e t e
 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 1 8 1 3 2 5 2 5
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 9 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 2 : 2 1 : 5 7   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 B h a i   d i n n e r   k a r e g a   t o   b u l a   l i y o

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 7 1 1 2 1 7 1 7 2
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 7 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   6 : 2 5 : 4 0   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 W h o   s o   e v e r   i s   i n   t h e   o f f i c e   n e e d s   t o   d o   t h e   c o m p l e t e >>
s h i f t   n o   m a t t e r   y o u   a r e   c o v e r i n g   t h e   d o w n t i m e   o r   w h a t .
 R e s t   i ' l l   d i s c u s s   w i t h   y o u   t o m   i n   o f f i c e .

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 7 1 1 3 1 2 0 8 5
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 6 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 : 5 8 : 1 1   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 H i   a l l   t h i s   i s   S h a l e e n   i t ' s   m y   n e w   n u m b r   9 7 1 1 3 1 2 0 8 5 . >>
a n d   d o n ' t   d e l e t e   m y   o l d   n u m b r   4 r m   u r   p h o n e b o o k .

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 7 1 1 2 1 7 1 7 2
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 6 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   4 : 0 2 : 0 3   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 T e r i   b e k h u d i   m e   j o   j u s t j u   h a i , W o   m e r e   q a s d a n   k i >>
g u f t g u   h a i , M e r e   j a m a l   s e   t e r a   k h u m a s   c h a l a   j a y e g a
 a u r   t u   p u r a   z o r   l a g a   l e   y e   s m s   s a m a j   n a h i   a y e g a

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 7 1 1 2 1 7 1 7 2
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 6 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   3 : 5 0 : 4 7   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 I f   u   w a i t   f o r   h a p p y   m o m e n t s ,   u   w i l l   w a i t   f o r e v e r . . >>
B u t   i f   u   s t a r t   b e l i e v i n g   t h a t   u   r   h a p p y ,   u   w i l l   b e >>
h a p p y   f o r e v e r . . . W i s h   u     h a p p i n e s s   f o r e v e r . . .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   ! Y O !
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 5 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 : 2 3 : 3 2   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 u r   c o d e   a l s o   n t   w o r k i n g -   c h a l   t h e y   g i v i n g   m e   2 8 t h >>
d a t e   s o   n o   p r o b -   m e e t   u   i n   o f f i c e

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   ! Y O !
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 5 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 : 1 7 : 3 8   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 w h a t   c o d e   u   s a i d ?   4 3 2 6   o r   w h a t ?   p l z   s e n d -

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   S a p n a
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 4 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   9 : 0 1 : 4 0   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 B o l o   k i r s h n a   b h a g w a n   k i   j a y .

 6 1   k   p h o o l ,
 6 2   k i   m a a l a ,
 G o k u l   m e   a a y a   K I R S H N A   G O P A L A ,
 w i s h   u   a   v e r y   h a p y   J a n a m a s h t m i   b a n s u r i   b a j a   k e .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 6 8 6 3 5 4 3 8
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 4 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 0 : 0 8 : 1 3   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 K r i s h n a   k   k a d m o   p e   k a d a m   b a d a y e   c h a l o .   A b   m u r l i   n h i >>
h   t o   s i t i   b a z a y e   c h a l o
 r a d h a   t o   g h a r   w a l e   d i l a y e g e   h i
 m g a r   g o p i y o   k o   t o   p a t a y e   c h a l o .
 H A R E   R A M
 H A R E   K R I H S N A

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   k A k A
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 3 r d   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   9 : 0 5 : 5 6   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 P u r i   b o t a l   n a   s a h i   a k   j a a m   t o   h o   j a y e , M i l n a   n a >>
s a h i   d u w a   s a l a m   t o   h o   j a y e , J i n k i   y a d   m e   h u m   b i m a r >>
p a d e   h a i n , K a m   s e   k a m   u n h e   j u k a a m   t o   h o   j a y e . .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   k A k A
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 3 r d   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   8 : 5 2 : 1 1   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 A A A A K c h h i . . .
 X   c u s e   m e   P l z . . . !

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   k A k A
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 2 n d   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   8 : 1 2 : 4 1   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 Q :   W h a t   i s   t h e   d e f i n i t i o n   o f   o l d   a g e ?
 A :   W h e n   i t   t a k e s   t h e   ' w h o l e   n i g h t '   t o   d o   ' o n c e ' , >>
w h a t   y o u   ' o n c e '   u s e d   t o   d o   t h e   ' w h o l e   n i g h t ' . . . : - )

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 6 8 6 3 5 4 3 8
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 1 s t   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   8 : 3 6 : 3 5   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 S h a r m a   -   " Y a a r   V a r m a ,   A a j   t e r i   B H A B I   g h a r   p e   n a h i >>
h a i ,   w a r n a   m a i   t u z e   c h a i   p i l a t a . "

 V a r m a   -   " O y e   K a n j u s ! !   D O O D H   t h o   m a r k e t   m e   b h i >>
m i l t a   h a i n . . . " .

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   K s h i t i j
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 1 s t   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   3 : 2 2 : 4 2   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 Q u e s : L a d k e   w a l e   a p n e   b e t e   k e   l i y e   l a d k i   k a   h a a t h   k a b >>
m a n g t e   h a i ?

 A n s : J a b   u n k e   b e t e   k a   h a a t h   t h a k   j a t a   h a i
           /     / l         (
     c ( , , , )               )
 :                 l           /

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 7 1 1 2 1 7 1 7 2
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 1 s t   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   3 : 2 1 : 1 5   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 M a k e   s u r e   e v e r y b o d y   r e a c h e s   o f f i c e   b y   5   p m   s h a r p .
 S o m e t h i n g   i m p o r t a n t   t o   t e l l   y o u .

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 9 8 9 8 9 8 9 8
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 0 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   3 : 2 4 : 3 3   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 J   B R Z 2 8 9
 W a l k   i n   o n   2 3 r d   A u g ' 0 8   i n   A c c r e t i v e   H e a l t h   P v t . >>
L t d .   ( K P O ) , f r e s h r s / e x p .   a t   C - 1 1 0 ,   S e c t o r - 6 3 ,   n o i d a >>
a t   1 p m : A c c r e t i v e   H e a
 T o   a p p l y   f w d   t h i s   t o 5 4 6 4 6

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 9 9 5 4 8 9 5 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 9 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   2 : 1 2 : 0 9   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 D n t   4 g e t   2   g e t   d   b o o k

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 7 1 1 2 1 7 1 7 2
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 9 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   3 : 0 3 : 1 6   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 R e l a t i o n s h p   d s n t   g t   c l o s e r   b y   m e e t n g s ,   b t   i t   i s >>
s w e e t n d   b y   t h o u g h t s .   I   c a r e   4   u ,   i n   m y   o w n   s t r a n g e >>
w a y ,   m a y   b e   u ' l l   n v r   k n w ,
 M a y   b e   i ' l l   n v r   s h o w .
 T a k e   c a r e .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 9 9 9 5 9 6 4 2 0
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 9 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   2 : 1 1 : 4 5   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 J I N   M E   B A S I   J A N K I , R U M   M E   B A S E   R A M ,   W H I S K Y   M E   B A S E >>
W I S H N U ,   S H A M P E N   M E   B A S E   S H Y A M ,   B E E R   M E   B R A H A M A >>
B A S E   D E S I   M E   H A N U M A N , K I S   K I S   K A   T A Y A G   K A R O   H A R >>
B O T A L   M E   B H A G W A N

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 9 9 0 8 5 9 3 4 6
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 8 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   2 : 2 6 : 2 3   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 A   B e a u t i f u l   L i f e   D o e s   N o t   j u s t   H a p p e n . . .
 I t   i s   B u i l t   D a i l y ,   i n   P r a y e r ,   H u m i l i t y ,   S a c r i f i c e   a n d >>
L o v e . . .
 M a y   a   B e a u t i f u l   L i f e   B e   Y o u r s   a l w a y s . . . .

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   ! Y O !
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 7 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   2 : 5 0 : 2 1   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 B r o   p l z   s e n d   m e   p u n e e t   n u m b e r .   A g a i n   m   n t   a b l e   t o   u s e >>
t   n u m b e r

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   ! Y O !
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 7 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 1 : 3 9 : 3 0   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 A n u b h a v . p a n w a r @ g m a i l . c o m
 7 2 2 3 3 7 2

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   A s h o k
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 6 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   6 : 1 8 : 0 6   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 W e l l   t h a n x   4   t h e   i n f o .   I   w l   k e e p   i n   m i n d . .

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   k A k A
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 5 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   9 : 3 0 : 4 4   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 C a l l   m e   w h e n   f r e e .   I   h e a r d   s o m e   m a j o r   g o s s i p   a b o u t   u .

                   H a H a . .

 S h o c k e d ?   F o r w d   2   u r   f r i e n d s   &   c   h o w   m a n y   d o n t >>
r e a d   d e   s m s   f u l l y . .

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 9 9 8 0 0 6 4 7
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 5 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   8 : 1 6 : 1 9   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 J A I   H I N D
 i = = - - . . _ _ . . - = - . _ .
 ! = = - - . . _ _ . . - = - . _ ;
 ! = = - - . . @ . . - = - . _ ;
 ! = = - - . . _ _ . . - = - . _ ;
 !
 i
 i
 i

 H a p p y   I n d e p e n d e n c e   D a y !

 S   A   L   A   A   M
 I   N   D   I   A !

 J a i   j h a i n . .

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   S h a l e e n
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 5 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   6 : 5 9 : 0 8   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 F r e e d o m   i n   t h e   M i n d ,   F a i t h   i n   t h e   W o r d s ,   P r i d e   i n   o u r >>
S o u l s , L e t s   s a l u t e   t h e   n a t i o n   o n   t h e   6 1 s t   I n d e p e n d e n c e >>
D a y !   H a p p y   i n d e p e n d e n c e   d a y .

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   k A k A
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 4 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 1 : 5 5 : 3 7   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 H i n d i   k   M A S T A R   n e   m e d i c a l   s t o r e   p a r   s h a r m a t e   h u v e >>
C o n d o m   m a n g a -           " A A A A     S h r e e M a a n j i . .   e k   V i r y a >>
R o d h a k . .   T e L   Y u k t . .   P r a j N a n   V i r o d h i . .       K a v a c h   d e >>
D i j i y e

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   k A k A
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 4 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 1 : 5 2 : 1 6   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 C O M M I T M E N T   d o e s n t   m e a n   s t i c k i n g   t o   a   p e r s o n   w h e n   u >>
d o n t   h a v e   a n y   O P T I O N ,

 I t   m e a n s   k e e p i n g   a   R E L A T I O N   w i t h   s o m e o n e   e v e n >>
a f t e r   h a v i n g   l o t s   o f   O P T I O N S !

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   k A k A
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 4 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 1 : 4 7 : 1 2   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 B R E A K I N G   N E W S :
 A   b o y   h s   b e e n   r a p e d   b y   a   g i r l . . T h e   g i r l   w s   a r r e s t e d >>
w h e n   d   g i r l   w a s   q u e s t i o n e d   s h e   s a i d . . . .

 W h y   s h u d   b o y s   h a v e   a l l   t h e   f u n n n . . .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   k A k A
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 4 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 1 : 4 4 : 4 5   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 C h a c h i :   H u m   c h a a t   k i   d u k a a n   k h o l e n g e   a u r   R s   4 / -   p e r >>
p l a t e   b e c h e n g e .   B h a t i j a :   T h e e k   h a i . M a i n   a b h i   b o a r d >>
b a n w a   d e t a   h o o n   " C H A R   R U P Y E   M E   C H A C H I   K I   C H A A T   L O "

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 9 9 5 4 8 9 5 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 4 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   7 : 1 2 : 3 1   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 H i   d e a r
 W a t s   u p ? ? ?

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 7 1 1 2 1 7 1 7 2
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 4 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   4 : 2 0 : 4 5   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 I n d e r l o k

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 6 8 6 3 5 4 3 8
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 4 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   2 : 0 1 : 5 8   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 U   k n o w   y   g o d   c r e a t e d   s p a c e s   b e t w e e n   o u r   f i n g e r s . . .

 s o   t h a t

 s o m e 1   w o u l d   c o m e   i n   u r   l i f e

 H o l d   u r   h a n d ,

 a n d   s a y

 L e   b i d i   p e e   l e

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 7 1 1 2 1 7 1 7 2
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 4 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 2 : 1 0 : 0 5   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 P l s   r e m e m b e r   t o   w e a r   e t h n i c   d r e s s   t o d a y . . .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 7 1 1 2 1 7 1 7 2
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 3 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   2 : 4 1 : 4 6   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 B a b a -   h a m e s h a   a p n e   s e   b a d i   k o   m a a , c h o t i   k o   b e t i   a u r >>
b r a b r   w a l i   k o   b h a n   s a m j o .
 B h a k t -   b a b a   a i s a   k r o   l u n d   k a t   k a r   t u m   h i   r a k h >>
l o , j a d i   b h u t i   p i s n e   k e   k a a m   a a y e g i .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 9 9 5 4 8 9 5 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 3 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   5 : 3 2 : 0 9   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 W a t   i s   i t . . i   c n t   u s e   m y   c e l   h e r e   n e i t h e r   i   c n t >>
t a l k . . p l z   m s g   m e

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 7 1 1 2 1 7 1 7 2
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 2 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 1 : 2 6 : 3 8   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 D u e   t o   s o m e   e m e r g e n c y ,   t h e   m e e t i n g   h a s   b e e n   c a l l e d >>
o f f .
 B a y   d e c o r a t i o n   c o n t e s t   o n   1 4   a u g   o n   t h e   e v e   o f >>
i n d e p e n d e n c e   d a y .   I t   w i l l   b e   j u d g e d   o n   1 4   n i g h t .
 S o   t h i s   t i m e   t r y   i f   i n   c a s e   y o u   c a n   c o m e   a   l i t t l e >>
e a r l y   f o r   b a y   d e c o r a t i o n .
 J a i   H i n d .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 7 1 1 2 1 7 1 7 2
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 2 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   8 : 4 5 : 0 3   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 T h e r e   i s   a   m e e t i n g   s c h e d u l e d   w i t h   D a m a n   ( A r n a b ' s >>
B o s s )   o n   T h u r s d a y   -   A u g   1 4 ,   n e e d   t o   r e a c h   o f f i c e   b y >>
4 - 4 . 1 5   p m   p o s i t i v e l y .   N o   e x c e p t i o n s .
 A n y   c l a r i f i c a t i o n s ,   c a l l   m e   u p .
 T h a n k s

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 6 8 6 3 5 4 3 8
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 2 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   4 : 3 4 : 0 0   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 A   m a n   g o t   2   w i s h e s   f r m   f a i r y .
 H e   a s k d   4   b e s t   d r i n k   &   b e s t   w o m a n   i n   d   w o r l d , I n s t a n t l y >>
h e   h a d   B i s l e r i   &   M o t h r   T e r e s a   b e s i d e s   h i m !   M O R A L :
 B E   S P E C I F I C . .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   S a p n a
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 2 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   3 : 5 2 : 2 5   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 V e r y   F i n e   W t   A b t   U

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   S a p n a
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 2 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   3 : 4 9 : 4 6   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 G u d   A c t i o n

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 7 1 1 2 1 7 1 7 2
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 2 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 2 : 3 2 : 4 9   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 T a k e   c a r e

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 6 8 6 3 5 4 3 8
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 1 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   7 : 3 4 : 0 1   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 A a m   z i n d g i   = >
 Y a a r   p l z   k u c h   S M S   t o   b h e j   d i y a   k a r o . . . .

 M e n t o s   z i n d g i   = >
 O y e   b h u t n i   k ,
 B h i k h a r i ,
 K a n j a r ,
 K a m i n e ,
 H a r a m k h o r ,
 B a l a n c e   g a y a   t a i l   l e n e ,
 M s g .   b h e j . .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   k A k A
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 0 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   6 : 0 0 : 2 6   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 G o d   a p u n   s e   p u c h a , K i d h a r   j a n a   m a n g t a ?
 H E A V E N   k i   H E L L ?
 A p u n   b o l a   H E L L !   A p u n   k o   m a l u m , T u m   s a l a   d o s t   l o g >>
u d h a r i c h   m i l e n g a , b o l e   t o   j i d h a r   t u m , w o i c h   a p u n   k a >>
H E A V E N .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   k A k A
 D a t e / T i m e :   9 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   9 : 0 5 : 0 0   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 N a   i s h q   k a r n a   m e r e   y a a r ,   y e   l a d k i y a n   b a h u t   s a t a t i   h e , >>
N a   k a r n a   i n   p a r   a i t b a r   y e   k h a r c h   b a h u t   k a r w a t i   h e , >>
R E C H A R G E   t u   k a r w a   k   d e t a   h a i , o r   n u m b e r   m e r a   l a g a t i   h a i .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 3 1 0 3 2 1 3 3 3
 D a t e / T i m e :   9 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   5 : 2 6 : 0 8   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 M o m   f o u n d   a   C o n d o m   i n   h e r   1 6   Y r   D a u g h t e r ' s   B e d r o o m .
 S h e   w e n t   s t r a i g h t   2   h e r   n   a s k e d - W h a t   i s   d s ?
 G i r l   s a i d - T o   A a p   k y a   C h a a h t i   h a i n ?
 M a i n   i s   U m a r   m e   m a a   b a n   j a o .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 3 1 0 3 2 1 3 3 3
 D a t e / T i m e :   9 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   5 : 2 5 : 3 3   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 W h y   m a n y   c r u s h e s   n   f l i r t i n g s   r   b e t t e r   t h n   1   t r u e >>
l o v e . B c o z . .   " M o n o p o l y   i s   a l w a y s   d a m a g i n g
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 S o . . . N j o y   c o m p e t i t i o n .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 9 5 3 5 3 9 9 6 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   9 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   3 : 0 4 : 2 3   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 E k   f r u s t r a t e d   s h a y r   k i   s h a y r i -

 " p y a r   b h a r a   d i l   t o d   g y i   s a p n o   k i   s h e h z a d i "

 " P y A r   B h A r A   D i L   T o D   g Y i   S a P n O   K i   S h E h Z a D i "

 " S A L I ,   K U T T I ,   k a m i n i   h r a m z a d i

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 9 9 5 4 8 9 5 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   8 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 : 4 6 : 4 8   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 I t s   n t   o p e n i n g

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 9 9 5 4 8 9 5 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   8 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 : 2 3 : 5 5   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 F o r w a r d   m e   d a t   b l o c k s p o t   a d d

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   E s h a
 D a t e / T i m e :   8 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 1 : 4 5 : 1 0   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 N o t h i n g , j u s t   c h i l l i n g . . . J u s t   g o t   u p   a n d   t a l k i n g   w i d >>
m y   l o v i n g   b r o t h e r . . .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   E s h a
 D a t e / T i m e :   8 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 1 : 3 8 : 1 0   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 I f   u   w a n t   s u m t h i n g   u   n e v e r   h a d ,   d o   s u m t h i n g   u >>
n e v e r   d i d   .   D o n t   g o   t h e   w a y   l i f e   t a k e s   u ,   t a k e >>
l i f e   t h e   w a y   u   w a n n a   g o   &   r ' m b e r   u   r   b o r n   2   l i v e   .
 G o o d   m r n g .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 7 1 1 2 1 7 1 7 2
 D a t e / T i m e :   7 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   3 : 4 9 : 0 8   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 S e e   i f   y o u   c a n   b r i n g   y o u r   p h o t o g r a p h s   l e s s   t h a n   2 >>
y e a r s   o f   a g e .
 N e e d   t o   s u b m i t   t o   n e h a   g u p t a .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 6 8 6 3 5 4 3 8
 D a t e / T i m e :   7 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 1 : 2 1 : 1 4   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 A u g u s t   i s   d   m o n t h   o f   b r e a s t   c a n c e r   a w a r e n e s s :

 O n   d i s   n o t e   4   a l l   t h o s e   w h o   a l w a y s   m i s u n d e r s t o o d   u s :

 " W e     S T A R E     b c o z   w e   C A R E "

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 9 9 5 4 8 9 5 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   6 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   4 : 3 8 : 3 4   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 G i v e   m e   m i d d l e   p l c   b e t w e e n   n e h r u   p l c   n   o u r   o f c e

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 9 9 5 4 8 9 5 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   5 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 1 : 4 2 : 0 4   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 T h i n k   a b t   i   m   s u r e   d a t   w i l   m a k e   f e e l   b e t t e r . . t a n k s >>
4   u r   s u p p o r t   i   m   a l r e a d y   f e e l i n g   b e t t e r

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 9 9 5 4 8 9 5 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   5 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 1 : 3 8 : 4 3   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 I   w i l   n t   m i n d   d e a r   b u t   i   w i l   n t   b   a b l e   t o   s p k . . m y   m o m >>
i s   d e r

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 9 9 5 4 8 9 5 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   5 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 1 : 3 4 : 4 9   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 N o   t a n k s   b a b y   i   m   a t   h o m e   s a f e   n   s e c u r e . .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 9 9 5 4 8 9 5 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   5 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 1 : 3 2 : 1 5   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 M   o k . . b u t   s t i l   n t   o u t   o f   d a t   i n c i d e n t

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 9 9 9 8 5 6 5 5 6
 D a t e / T i m e :   4 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 0 : 0 8 : 4 9   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 S o n u   o k h l a   k a   a d r s   s n d   k a r .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 1 8 1 3 2 5 2 5
 D a t e / T i m e :   4 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 : 0 0 : 5 4   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 O y e   b u a   k o   k e h   d i y o   k i   a a j   n a h i   j a   p a y e n g e   m a i n >>
l a t e   h o   j a u n g i

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 9 9 9 8 5 6 5 5 6
 D a t e / T i m e :   4 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 2 : 1 6 : 3 4   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 A r e y   k a h a n   h a i .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   S h a l e e n
 D a t e / T i m e :   4 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 2 : 0 0 : 1 5   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 h i   i f   u   h a v e   s o m e   g u d   s m s   t h e n   p l z   f o r w a r d   f e w   m s g >>
t o   m e .

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 9 9 9 8 5 6 5 5 6
 D a t e / T i m e :   4 t h   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 0 : 4 4 : 3 8   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 A r e y   b h a i   o k h l a   k a i s e   o r   k a h a n   j a u n .

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 9 9 5 4 8 9 5 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   3 r d   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   8 : 2 9 : 1 0   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 L u v   u   s w t h r t   4   d a t . . u   s i m p l y   r o c k

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 9 9 5 4 8 9 5 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   3 r d   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 0 : 4 2 : 2 0   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 W a t ? ? ?   S t u p i d   s h a l e e n   i s   a l s o   m y   f r n d   n   w n t s   t o >>
w i s h   h i m   f r m d s h   d a y   d a t s   w h y   i   m   a s k i n g

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   E s h a
 D a t e / T i m e :   3 r d   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 0 : 3 8 : 5 6   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 G o o d   y a a r . . . S o , e n j o y   u r   s u n d a y   w i t h   l o t s   o f   f u n   a n d >>
a m u s e m e n t . . . A n d   d o   t a k e   g o o d   c a r e   o f   u r s e l f . . . B y e .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 9 9 5 4 8 9 5 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   3 r d   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 0 : 3 6 : 0 5   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 C n   i   h a v e   s h a l e e n ' s   n o .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   E s h a
 D a t e / T i m e :   3 r d   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 0 : 3 0 : 5 2   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 P e o p l e   s a y   t h a t   g o o d   f r i e n d s   a r e   h a r d   t o   f i n d .

 Y o u   k n o w   w h y . . . . ?

 T h a t ' s   b e c a u s e   :

 " T h e   B E S T   a r e   a l r e a d y   m i n e " . . . .
         H a p p y
           F r i e n d s h i p   D a y .   H e y , Y o g i :   w h a t ' s   u p ?

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 9 9 5 4 8 9 5 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   3 r d   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 0 : 3 0 : 1 9   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 S h u t   u p

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   E s h a
 D a t e / T i m e :   3 r d   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 0 : 2 6 : 2 6   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 H i , t h a n k s   a n d   s a m e   2   u . . . B u t , w h o z   t h i s ?

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 9 9 5 4 8 9 5 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   3 r d   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 0 : 1 0 : 3 8   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 Y o u   a r e   t h e   o n e   w h o   m a d e   t h i n g s   d i f f e r e n t , U   a r e   t h e >>
o n e   w h o   t o o k   m e   i n .   U   a r e   t h e   o n e   t h i n g   I   c o u l d >>
c o u n t   o n ,   a b o v e   a l l ,   y o u   a r e   M y   f r i e n d .   H a p p y >>
F r i e n d s h i p   D a y

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   S a p n a
 D a t e / T i m e :   3 r d   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   1 0 : 0 4 : 5 5   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 L e T
 " M E "
 S h O w
 Y o U

 t H e
 B e S t   P i C t u r e

 i N
 t H e   W o R L d

         ( ) " ' " ( ) ( ) " ' " ( )
         (   , ' o '   ) (   ' o ' , )
         ( , )     ( , ) ( , )   ( , )
       = H U M   T U M =

 F R i e N d s
 F o R e V e R
 H A P P Y   F R N D S H I P   D A Y .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 6 8 6 3 5 4 3 8
 D a t e / T i m e :   3 r d   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   9 : 4 6 : 4 3   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 T u m s e   d u r i   k a   e h s a a s   s a t a n e   l a g a ,
 t e r e   s a a t h   g u j r a   h a r   l a m h a   y a a d   a a n e   l a g a ,
 j a b   b h i   t u j h e   b h u l n e   k i   k o s i s h   k i   e h   d o s t ,
 t u   d i l   k e   o r   k a r i b   a n e   l a g a .

 H p y   F ' s p   d

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 9 1 1 1 3 8 6 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   3 r d   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   9 : 4 2 : 1 9   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 Y a a d   a t a   h   t e r a   b a c h p a n   k a   z a m a n a , p t l i   t a n g o   p a r >>
l a t k a   h u a   p a i z a m a , k a m a r   s   m a k k h i y a   u d a a t e   h u e >>
a w a z   l a g a n a               ' m u m y   k r   l i   j a l d i   a n a . . . . . h a p p y >>
f r i e n d s h i p   d a y

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   K s h i t i j
 D a t e / T i m e :   3 r d   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   8 : 1 3 : 0 9   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 C o m i n g   2 g e t h e r   i s   a   b e g i n i n g ,
 S t a y i n g   2 g e t h e r   i s   p r o g r e s s ,
 L i v i n g   2 g e t h e r   i s   l i f e ,
 D y i n g   2 g e t h e r   i s   l o v e ,
 B u t
 B e i n g   a p a r t   N   S t i l l   b e i n g   2 g e t h e r   i s   f r n d s h

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   V o d a f o n e
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 n d   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   4 : 4 0 : 5 2   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 9 8 7 3 9 1 3 5 5 6 H e l l o !   W e   a r e   h a p p y   t o   a c t i v a t e   V o d a f o n e >>
m o b i l e   C o n n e c t   o n   y o u r   V o d a f o n e   m o b i l e   p h o n e . >>
P l e a s e   c o n f i g u r e   y o u r   h a n d s e t   b e f o r e   y o u   u s e   t h i s >>
s e r v i c e .   S e n d   w w w   (   o n l y   f o r   N o k i a / S o n y   E r

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   S a p n a
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 n d   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   2 : 2 6 : 3 7   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 W a i s e   E k   B a t   D a s o   K a f i   T a n h a   R a h n a   P a s a n d   H   T u m h e >>
R i g h t

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   S a p n a
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 n d   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   2 : 1 5 : 2 2   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 H e l o   K a h a   G a y e ?

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   S a p n a
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 n d   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   2 : 0 2 : 0 3   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 S o   U   R   W a t c h i n g   M o v i e   O r   W t ?   N d   R   U   A l o n e   T h e r e ?

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 6 8 6 3 5 4 3 8
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 s t   A u g u s t   2 0 0 8   /   5 : 3 0 : 5 0   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 H O W   T O   I M P R E S S   A   G I R L ?
 R e s p e c t   H e r
 L o v e   H e r
 P r o t e c t   H e r
 L i s t e n   t o   H e r
 C a r e   4   H e r
 S t a n d   4   H e r

 H O W   T O   I M P R E S S   A   B O Y ?

 J u s t   S m i l e   O n c e
 S a l e   P a a g a l   h o   J a a t e   h a i .

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 6 8 6 3 5 4 3 8
 D a t e / T i m e :   3 0 t h   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   6 : 4 2 : 0 8   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 G a n d h i g i r i   k i   a p a a r   s a f a l t a   k e   b a a d ,
 p e s h   h a i .
 M e s s a g e g i r i . . . . .
 j i s m e   a a p   m s g   k a r e   y a   n a   k a r e ! ! ! ! !
 h a m   a a p k o     m s g   b h e j t e   r a h e n g e ,
 k a b h i   t o   a a p k o   s h r a m   a a y e g i .

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 9 9 9 8 5 6 5 5 6
 D a t e / T i m e :   3 0 t h   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   9 : 0 7 : 2 2   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 S o n u   j a i s e   h i   m a y a   b u a   a t i   h a i   b h a i   c a l   k a r   d y o   y a >>
p h r   m s   c l   k a r   d n a .

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 9 5 3 5 3 9 9 6 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 9 t h   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   1 1 : 2 4 : 4 3   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 M i s s e d   C a l l s   K i   a p p a r   S a f a l t a   K e   B a a d . . .

 N o w   1 s t   T i m e   I n
 I n d i a . . . .

 I n t r o d u c i n g . . . .
 M i s s e d   M E S S A G E . . . .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   K s h i t i j
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 9 t h   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   1 2 : 3 8 : 2 7   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 I t s   m o n s o n   &   I ' m   s u r e   u   m u s t   b   h a p p y .
 U   m u s t   b   f e e l i n g   l i k e   g o i n g   o u t ,
 d a n c i n g   u r s e l f ,
 s i n g   s o n g s ,
 s p l a s h   w a t e r   R i g h t ?
 E V E R Y   F R O G   F E E L S   D a   S A M E . . .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 9 5 3 5 3 9 9 6 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 8 t h   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   9 : 4 6 : 4 5   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 1 6   s a a l   k a   l a d k a   m a r   g y a . u s k i   m a a
 r o k a r   b o l i   " U s n e   t o   a b h i   d u n i y a   b   n h i   d e k h i   t h i "
 P a d o s   k i   B H A B I   b o l i   " c h i n t a   n a
 k a r o   C h a c h i   m a i n e   d i k h a   d   t h i . . . . ö♥' ? ' ö♥

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 9 9 5 4 8 9 5 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 8 t h   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   9 : 4 3 : 3 3   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 I   l i k e   n   l o v e   b o t h   c o z   u   m a k e   m y   d a y s   i n   o f c e >>
e n j o y   a b l e   s o   b o t h   l o v e   n   l i k e
 W a t   a b t   u . . w i c   w o r d   u   w i l   u s e   4   m e

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 7 1 1 2 1 7 1 7 2
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 6 t h   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   1 2 : 4 0 : 1 6   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 B e   i n   m y   c a b i n   i n   5   m i n .   I t s   u r g e n t .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 9 1 0 7 3 3 3 8 0
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 5 t h   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   3 : 2 8 : 4 4   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 d a y s   2   g o .

 3 r d   A U G u s t .

 H a p p y   F R I E N D S H I P   D A Y

 i n   a d v a n c e .   H o p e   i   a m   t h e   1 s t   t o   w i s h   U . .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   B A R C L A Y S
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 5 t h   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   1 2 : 0 5 : 3 3   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 Y o u r   H e l l o   M o n e y   P I N   i s   7 4 0 8 .   T h i s   P I N   i s   v a l i d   f o r >>
7 2   H r s .   K i n d l y   d i a l   * 5 9 8 * 1 #   a n d   c h a n g e   y o u r   P I N >>
n o w .   P l e a s e   k e e p   y o u r   D e b i t   C a r d   h a n d y   w h i l e   c h a n g i n g >>
t h e   P I N .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 9 1 0 7 3 3 3 8 0
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 1 s t   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   9 : 0 1 : 2 0   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 P a t n i - S u n o   j i   A p k o   M u j h m e   S a b s e   Z a y a d a   k y a   A c h a >>
L a g t a   h   M e r i   B e a u t y   y a   M e r i   A k a l m a n d i .   P a t i -   M u j e   t o >>
y e h   t e r i   M a z a k   k a r n e   k i   A a d a t   S a b s e   a c h i   l a g t i   h a i .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 6 8 6 3 5 4 3 8
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 1 s t   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   7 : 2 1 : 4 0   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 E a t i n g   s w e e t s   i s   t a s t y !   S p e a k i n g   s w e e t   w o r d s   i s >>
e a s y !   B u t   f i n d i n g   s w e e t   p e o p l e   i s   r e a l l y   v e r y >>
v e r y   d i f f i c u l t .
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 M y   G o o d n e s s !
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 H O W   D I D   U   F I N D   M E ?     : ) : ) : )

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 9 9 5 4 8 9 5 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 1 s t   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   1 1 : 5 9 : 2 6   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 Y e s   i   d i d
 I   w i l   g e t   i t   t o d a y

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 9 9 5 4 8 9 5 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 1 s t   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   1 0 : 5 2 : 5 7   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 S a m e   t h i n g   s w e e t   h e a r t
 A n y w a z   t h a n k s   i   w a s   s o   c o n f u s e d   w i d   h i s   n a m e

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 9 9 5 4 8 9 5 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 1 s t   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   1 0 : 4 9 : 1 6   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 B a b y   d a t   g u y   y a a r
 T a l l   o n e   u r   f r n d   w h o   i s   a l w a y s   i n   h i s   g y m   o u t f i t . . w h o >>
t o o k   m y   d a n   b r o w n   b o o k   a l s o . .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 9 9 5 4 8 9 5 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 1 s t   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   1 0 : 0 8 : 2 2   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 Y a a r   u   k n w   d a t   c e I l o   i s   b u g g i n g   m e   w i d   h i s   m s g . . r i t e >>
n w   i   w o n t   b   a b l e   2   t e l   u   a n y t h g . . h o w e v r   w e n   i l l >>
m e e t   u   2 n i t e   i   l l   t e l   u

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   P u r n i m a
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 0 t h   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   1 0 : 4 5 : 2 6   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 i t s   o v r   n w . . . b a k   2   c o l g   l i f e . . . t a l k   u   l a t r   l i l   b u s y

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 2 1 2 6 0 8 9 6 6
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 0 t h   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   1 0 : 4 2 : 2 9   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
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 o k   y a   i   r e m e m b e r   u . . .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 2 1 3 4 7 8 9 4 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 0 t h   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   6 : 4 5 : 4 1   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 ' T I M E '   i s   d   m o s t   r a r e   l u x u r y , w i c h   c u l d   n v r   b   p r c h a s d >>
a t   a n y   c o s t . . S o   w e n   s u m 1   s p e n d s   i t   4 U , i t   d e f i n e s   d >>
d e p t h   o f   c a r e   d a t   t h y   h v   4 u . . . . . . . . .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 2 1 3 4 7 8 9 4 9
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 0 t h   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   6 : 4 4 : 3 7   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 S a l e s   w a l e   m a r t e   n a h e ,   z i n d a   d a f n a y   j a t e   h a i ,   H a r >>
m a h e n a y   t a r g e t   k e   l e y   t a r p a y   j a t e   h a i ,     m a r n e   p e   b h i >>
s c h e m   s a m j h a t e   n a z a r   a a t e   h a i .

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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 6 8 6 3 5 4 3 8
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 0 t h   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   8 : 2 4 : 2 1   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 A   C h i n e s e   w s   i n   h s p i t a l
 s a n t a   w e n t   2   m e e t   h i m   C h i n e s e   s a i d " C H I N C H O N , M O U , C H >>
O C H A " &   d i e d
 s a n t a   w n t   c h i n a   2 k n w   d   m e a n g ,
 i t   w a s - k u t t e   o x y g e n   k   p i p e   s e   p a i r   t o   h t a . G M

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 7 1 1 2 1 7 1 7 2
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 7 t h   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   6 : 5 7 : 1 3   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 Y e   d u a   h a i , a p k i   z i n d a g i   s a w a r   j a y e , h a r   n a z a r   m e   b a s >>
p y a r   n a z a r   a y e , d i l   t o d a   h a i   j i s n e   t e r a ;   k h u d a >>
k a r e   w o   k h u d   t u j h e   m a n a n e   t e r i   t a l a s h   m e   a a y e . .

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 6 8 6 3 5 4 3 8
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 7 t h   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   5 : 3 3 : 5 3   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 B a d i   m e h n a t   s e   m e r i   d u n i y a   l u t a i   h o g i ,
 M e r e   j a n e   p e   k h u s i y a n   b   m a n a i   h o g i .
 K o i   l a g a   d e   u n k e   p a i r o   m e   m a l h a m
 M e r e   d i l   k o ,
 t h o k a r   m a r n e   m e   u n h e   c h o t   t o   a a y i   h o g i

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   ! Y O !   .
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 7 t h   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   1 : 4 2 : 3 5   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 M e   a t   1 . 8 3   u   a t   1 . 6 8   a b o u t   c a l l i n g   i t s   g o i n g   o k   o k . >>
O n l y   1 . 3 0 h o u r s   d o w n   t i m e   f o r   t r a i n i n g .   B r o   t r y   t o >>
a r r a n g e   n 7 3   s t u f f ?

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 6 8 6 3 5 4 3 8
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 6 t h   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   5 : 2 3 : 2 2   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 F A I T H     i s
 w h a t     I     o f f e r     2     U . .

 P E A C E     i s
 w h a t     I     p r a y     4     U . .

 H A P P I N E S     i s
 w h a t     I     w i s h     4     U . .

 B u t ,

 R E M E M B R A N C E     i s
 w h a t     I     n e e d     f r o m     U . . ! !

 T a C a r e !

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 7 1 1 2 1 7 1 7 2
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 5 t h   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   1 0 : 0 9 : 5 9   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 L o g i n   a t   1 0 . 3 0   s h a r p .   B e   i n   t h e   b a y   i n   5   m i n

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 6 8 6 3 5 4 3 8
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 5 t h   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   5 : 5 5 : 3 6   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 A   n i c e   t h o t . .
 " I f   u   r e a l l y   l i k   a   p r s n ,   j u s   s h o w   i t ,   i t z   s w e e t e r   d a n >>
s a y i n   i t . .
 B t   i f   u   d n t   l i k   a   p r s n ,   j u s   s a y   i t ,   i t   v i l   b   b e t t e r >>
d a n   s h o w i n   i t ! "
 i t   h u r t s . . . .

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 6 8 6 3 5 4 3 8
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 4 t h   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   8 : 2 1 : 5 5   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 B O Y : S u i t   a c h h a   p e h n a   h a i
 G i r l : T h n x

 b o y : l i p s t i c k   b a h u t   a c h i   l a g a i   h a i
 G i r l : T h n x

 B : M a k e   u p   b h i   a c h h a   k i y a   h a i
 G : T h n x     " B h a i y a "

 B :   S u n d a r   f i r   b   n h i   l a g   r h i   h o

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 8 6 8 6 3 5 4 3 8
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 4 t h   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   1 0 : 1 6 : 2 5   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 1   =   2

 H o w ? ?

 P R O O F :

 L e t ,
 x   =   y

 = >   2 x - x   =   2 y - y

 = >   2 x - 2 y   =   x - y

 = >   2 ( x - y )   =   x - y

 = >   2   =   1       . . . P r o v e d !

 S a a l a
 M A T H S     k a     I T I H A S
 H i l a     K a r     R a k h     D a l a .

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 7 1 1 2 1 7 1 7 2
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 4 t h   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   9 : 1 5 : 0 7   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 B o y   g o e s   4   b l o o d   t e s t ,   n u r s e   t a k e   s a m p l e   &   c a n ' t >>
f i n d   a   c o t t o n .   S o   s h e   s u c k s   h i s   f i n g e r .
 B o y   i s   s o   h a p p y   h e   a s k :   C a n   i   g e t   a   u r i n e   t e s t . . ?

 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >>
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   + 9 1 9 7 1 1 2 1 7 1 7 2
 D a t e / T i m e :   1 4 t h   J u l y   2 0 0 8   /   9 : 1 4 : 4 8   a m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 S A R D A R   k i   S a l i   S a r d a r   s e   =   J i j a   j i   5 0 0   R s   d e   d o >>
m e i n   k a l   d e   d u n g i ,
 S A R D A R   =   N a h i   t u   1 5 0 0   l e   p a r   a b h i   d e .

 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 A   p e r s o n   a s k d   l u v   k a b   h o t a   h a i   ?
 A   l o v e r   s a i d   -   j a b     t i m e   k h a r a b   h o ,
 a a p   p a r   s h a n i   c h a d a   h o ,
 G O D   k a   a a p s e   m a j e   l e n e   k a   m a n n   h o . . .
 T a b   l u v   h o t a   h a i . .   : - )
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 M e s s a g e   t y p e :   S M S
 F r o m :   L e e n a
 D a t e / T i m e :   2 5 t h   A p r i l   2 0 0 8   /   7 : 2 9 : 4 0   p m
 F o l d e r :   I n b o x
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>
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 A a j   j o   t u m n e   h a r k a t   k i   h a i   n a   k a b h i   k i s i   a u r   l a d k i >>
k i   s a t h   m a t   k r n a   n a h i   t u h   w o   t u m h e   1 0   g a l i y a n >>
n i k a l e g i   m a i n e   t u h o   t u m e h   f i r   b h i   k u c h   n a h i   k h a .


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ÿþCan we do romance in the midnight today? I m in a >>
good mood. Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! >>
Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito.
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Question- Y is the male organ called the fountain of >>
youth?
Answer- B'coz whoever, whenever, wherever rubs it , >>
the wrinkles go away.
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Y du v fal in luv??
Experience ki kami..
Y du v break off luv??
Patience ki kami..
Den y du v wan 2 fall in luv again??
Dimag ki kami...
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Girl's heart is like WATER,
Boy's heart is like MOBILE..

Either Water falls on mobile..

(or)

mobile falls in water,

vaat mobile ki hi lagti hai.
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UNIVERSAL TRUTH :

When girls wear tight fittings,

Neither they are

Comfortable

Nor

Boys are comfortable?. !!
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1 br vikas k chotey batey ko khelte khelte used >>
condom mla usne apne bde bhai ko bola dkh mujh >>
gubara mla uska bhai bola y gubara nh h papap k >>
lulli k jurab h.
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Teacher To A Boy:
Khamosh Ho Jao Nahi To Khara Kar Dungi..

All The Boys Shouted: Pehle Mera Pehle Mera..
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Son-Dad susu karna sikhao.  Dad-sirf 3 step.
1.Take penis out.
2.Piss.
3.Shake penis well.
Son tuk 20min in toilet.
Dad-itna Time?
Son-3rd step mazedar tha..!!
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Boy: I LUV U
Girl: I don't

boy:think again

girl:no,i don't

boy: waiter,bill alag alag lana

girl: I LUV U,I LUV U,KEH TO RHI HU, tum b na >>
bura man jate ho..
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Salary is like the periods of girl.

Come once in a month,
Stays only for
3 to 4 days,
Aur agar kisi Mahine nahi aayi to samjho chud gayee.
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Kayamat ke din  Farishte ne apne-apne gunah 1 >>
KAGAJ par likhne ko kaha.Sab chup-chap likh rahe >>
the,tabhi Aapki awaz aayi-sir Suplimentry SHEET.
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1 srdr ne candle bujhane k liye phunk mari to he >>
farted,dobara phunk mari fir se he farted. Srdr >>
gusse me ulta ghumkar bola LE PHLE TU BUJHA LE
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I am leaving India tomorrow.
Actually PRIYANKA  is pregnant nd media is suspecting >>
me 4 it.

Tum bhi nikal lo

Mayavati bhi pregnant hai.
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Badi murgi-Dekh Mere Ande kitne bade He Rs.2.25 Me >>
bikte He Tere To Sirf 2/-Me jate H
Choti Murgi-Rahne Do Chawwani k Liye kaun gaand >>
fadvaye..!
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Honey said, "I'm D sweetest in D world"..

GOD laughed n said
"W8, U've Not Met D Person Reading Dis SmS!"

Moral: Even GOD can crack jokes.. Hehe;-)
Gn..

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What is the Similarity between Bra, Panty & Insurance >>
?  ? ....? ....?  ?  Socho..? They all Provide >>
Minimum Cover to Maximum Risky Areas.
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Ladka Apne Papa di marrge video dkhde hoy: Papa Mai >>
Ne B Apni Shadi Pe itemgirls Nachani Hain Aap Ki >>
Shadi Ki Tarha
Papa:Kute Dey bache, O Teriyan Buaa Hai.
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If girl vomit, her parents asks 'kaun tha wo kamina?'
If boy vomit, his parents asks 'kamine kaha pee k >>
aaya hai?'
Moral: whoever vomits boys are always kamine.
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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE said "frndship is not measured >>
when both take care of each other. Its measured >>
when one ignores and other still continues."
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!
!  !
!...'.'.';
This is my leg.

Dabane k liye thank u.
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1 dad ne robot khrida jo jhuth sunke thappad marta >>
the.
DAD: u r so late ?
SON: xtra class.
Robot slapd d son.
SON: movi.
DAD: konsi ?
SON: bal ganesha.
Robt ne fir mara.
SON: kaatil jwani.
DAD: I've nvr seen such films.
Robot slapd d dad.
MOM: jhuth hi bolega,akhir apka hi beta hai.
Robot slapd d mom.
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I read in the newspaper that sending msgs to friends >>
causes radiation that cause cancer.So,aaj se band!
I have decided 2 stop...

reading newspaper!!gn
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Customer-Sardar ji lassi mein makkhi hai.. Sardar-Oe >>
koi baat nhi insan ka DIL bada hona chahie 1 makkhi >>
bechari kitni lassi pi jayegi...
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Jaat petrol pump wale se: rey 1 rapiye ka tel >>
ghaal de.
Petrol pmp wala: bhai itna sara tel dalwa k kitte >>
jaaga.
Jaat: re hum to nooi paise fooka karen.
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Srdar 2 Son- tere result da ki Hoya,
Son-Sir kehnde is class wich 1saal hor lagna hai,
Srdr: fer thik hai Saal bhale 2-3 hor lag jaan, >>
fail ni hona.
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
1M.B.B.S  Final Exam Question paper-
Fill in the blanks :-

If a girl faints. We must first feel her PU _S_.

Only few students who wrote PULSE passed...
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Patni (Gusse me)- Mai ye ghar chhod ke ja rhi hu.
Pati- Jana hai to jaldi ja warna gand maar dunga.
Patni- Bas apki yehi meethi meethi baatein jane >>
nahi deti.
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Gadho ki race..
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
FIRE..

Sms baad me padh lena

B. . . .H. . . .A. . . .G.....O

warna trophy koi aur le jayega...
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Two Sardar ke beech Fight ho rahi thi..

1st Sardar: Me teri gaand maar doonga!!

2nd Sardar: Oye.. Serious fight me Romantic baat mat >>
kar...
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
I Decided To SUICIDE.

I Went To Railway Track & Then Ur Msg Came.
I Thought

Jab Aapke Jaise Kamine Log Jee Rahe Hai To Main >>
kyon Maru?
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Man 2 his 22yr wife aftr their 1st nite: U didnt >>
made any noise lik "AH,UH,OH NO" during sexx. How come?

Wife: I stoppd dat silly habit wen I was 18
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Dirctr tells-
Mallika ji Suhagraat ka scene hai.Hero aata hai aur >>
aap usey dudh ka glass deti hain"
Mallika: Glass se hi dudh pilaana tha to VIDYA >>
BALAN ko Lete
================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919818132525
Date/Time: 29th August 2008 / 12:21:57 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Bhai dinner karega to bula liyo

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919711217172
Date/Time: 27th August 2008 / 6:25:40 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Who so ever is in the office needs to do the complete >>
shift no matter you are covering the downtime or what.
Rest i'll discuss with you tom in office.

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919711312085
Date/Time: 26th August 2008 / 1:58:11 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Hi all this is Shaleen it's my new numbr 9711312085. >>
and don't delete my old numbr 4rm ur phonebook.

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919711217172
Date/Time: 26th August 2008 / 4:02:03 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Teri bekhudi me jo justju hai,Wo mere qasdan ki >>
guftgu hai,Mere jamal se tera khumas chala jayega
aur tu pura zor laga le ye sms samaj nahi ayega

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919711217172
Date/Time: 26th August 2008 / 3:50:47 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
If u wait for happy moments, u will wait forever.. >>
But if u start believing that u r happy, u will be >>
happy forever...Wish u  happiness forever...

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: !YO!
Date/Time: 25th August 2008 / 1:23:32 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
ur code also nt working- chal they giving me 28th >>
date so no prob- meet u in office

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: !YO!
Date/Time: 25th August 2008 / 1:17:38 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
what code u said? 4326 or what? plz send-

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: Sapna
Date/Time: 24th August 2008 / 9:01:40 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Bolo kirshna bhagwan ki jay.

61 k phool,
62 ki maala,
Gokul me aaya KIRSHNA GOPALA,
wish u a very hapy Janamashtmi bansuri baja ke.

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919868635438
Date/Time: 24th August 2008 / 10:08:13 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Krishna k kadmo pe kadam badaye chalo. Ab murli nhi >>
h to siti bazaye chalo
radha to ghar wale dilayege hi
mgar gopiyo ko to pataye chalo.
HARE RAM
HARE KRIHSNA

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: kAkA
Date/Time: 23rd August 2008 / 9:05:56 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Puri botal na sahi ak jaam to ho jaye,Milna na >>
sahi duwa salam to ho jaye,Jinki yad me hum bimar >>
pade hain,Kam se kam unhe jukaam to ho jaye..

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: kAkA
Date/Time: 23rd August 2008 / 8:52:11 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
A
A
A
A
A
A
A
A
A
A
A
A
A
A
A
A

A

A

A

A

A

A

A

A

A
A
A
A
A
AAAAKchhi...
X cuse me Plz...!

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: kAkA
Date/Time: 22nd August 2008 / 8:12:41 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Q: What is the definition of old age?
A: When it takes the 'whole night' to do 'once', >>
what you 'once' used to do the 'whole night'...:-)

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919868635438
Date/Time: 21st August 2008 / 8:36:35 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Sharma - "Yaar Varma, Aaj teri BHABI ghar pe nahi >>
hai, warna mai tuze chai pilata."

Varma - "Oye Kanjus!! DOODH tho market me bhi >>
milta hain...".

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: Kshitij
Date/Time: 21st August 2008 / 3:22:42 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Ques:Ladke wale apne bete ke liye ladki ka haath kab >>
mangte hai?

Ans:Jab unke bete ka haath thak jata hai
     /  /l    (
  c(,,,)       )
:        l     /

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919711217172
Date/Time: 21st August 2008 / 3:21:15 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Make sure everybody reaches office by 5 pm sharp.
Something important to tell you.

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919898989898
Date/Time: 20th August 2008 / 3:24:33 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
J BRZ289
Walk in on 23rd Aug'08 in Accretive Health Pvt. >>
Ltd. (KPO),freshrs/exp. at C-110, Sector-63, noida >>
at 1pm:Accretive Hea
To apply fwd this to54646

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919899548959
Date/Time: 19th August 2008 / 2:12:09 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Dnt 4get 2 get d book

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919711217172
Date/Time: 19th August 2008 / 3:03:16 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Relationshp dsnt gt closer by meetngs, bt it is >>
sweetnd by thoughts. I care 4 u, in my own strange >>
way, may be u'll nvr knw,
May be i'll nvr show.
Take care.

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919999596420
Date/Time: 19th August 2008 / 2:11:45 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
JIN ME BASI JANKI,RUM ME BASE RAM, WHISKY ME BASE >>
WISHNU, SHAMPEN ME BASE SHYAM, BEER ME BRAHAMA >>
BASE DESI ME HANUMAN,KIS KIS KA TAYAG KARO HAR >>
BOTAL ME BHAGWAN

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919990859346
Date/Time: 18th August 2008 / 2:26:23 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
A Beautiful Life Does Not just Happen...
It is Built Daily, in Prayer, Humility, Sacrifice and >>
Love...
May a Beautiful Life Be Yours always....

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: !YO!
Date/Time: 17th August 2008 / 2:50:21 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Bro plz send me puneet number. Again m nt able to use >>
t number

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: !YO!
Date/Time: 17th August 2008 / 11:39:30 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Anubhav.panwar@gmail.com
7223372

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: Ashok
Date/Time: 16th August 2008 / 6:18:06 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Well thanx 4 the info. I wl keep in mind..

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: kAkA
Date/Time: 15th August 2008 / 9:30:44 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Call me when free. I heard some major gossip about u.

         HaHa..

Shocked? Forwd 2 ur friends & c how many dont >>
read de sms fully..

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919899800647
Date/Time: 15th August 2008 / 8:16:19 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------

JAI HIND
i==--..__..-=-._.
!==--..__..-=-._;
!==--..@..-=-._;
!==--..__..-=-._;
!
i
i
i

Happy Independence Day!

S A L A A M
I N D I A!

Jai jhain..

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: Shaleen
Date/Time: 15th August 2008 / 6:59:08 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Freedom in the Mind, Faith in the Words, Pride in our >>
Souls,Lets salute the nation on the 61st Independence >>
Day! Happy independence day.

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: kAkA
Date/Time: 14th August 2008 / 11:55:37 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Hindi k MASTAR ne medical store par sharmate huve >>
Condom manga-     "AAAA  ShreeMaanji.. ek Virya >>
Rodhak.. TeL Yukt.. PrajNan Virodhi..   Kavach de >>
Dijiye

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: kAkA
Date/Time: 14th August 2008 / 11:52:16 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
COMMITMENT doesnt mean sticking to a person when u >>
dont have any OPTION,

It means keeping a RELATION with someone even >>
after having lots of OPTIONS!

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: kAkA
Date/Time: 14th August 2008 / 11:47:12 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
BREAKING NEWS:
A boy hs been raped by a girl..The girl ws arrested >>
when d girl was questioned she said....

Why shud boys have all the funnn...

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: kAkA
Date/Time: 14th August 2008 / 11:44:45 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge aur Rs 4/- per >>
plate bechenge. Bhatija: Theek hai.Main abhi board >>
banwa deta hoon "CHAR RUPYE ME CHACHI KI CHAAT LO"

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919899548959
Date/Time: 14th August 2008 / 7:12:31 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Hi dear
Wats up???

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919711217172
Date/Time: 14th August 2008 / 4:20:45 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Inderlok

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919868635438
Date/Time: 14th August 2008 / 2:01:58 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
U know y god created spaces between our fingers...

so that

some1 would come in ur life

Hold ur hand,

and say

Le bidi pee le

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919711217172
Date/Time: 14th August 2008 / 12:10:05 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Pls remember to wear ethnic dress today...

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919711217172
Date/Time: 13th August 2008 / 2:41:46 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Baba- hamesha apne se badi ko maa,choti ko beti aur >>
brabr wali ko bhan samjo.
Bhakt- baba aisa kro lund kat kar tum hi rakh >>
lo,jadi bhuti pisne ke kaam aayegi.

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919899548959
Date/Time: 13th August 2008 / 5:32:09 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Wat is it..i cnt use my cel here neither i cnt >>
talk..plz msg me

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919711217172
Date/Time: 12th August 2008 / 11:26:38 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Due to some emergency, the meeting has been called >>
off.
Bay decoration contest on 14 aug on the eve of >>
independence day. It will be judged on 14 night.
So this time try if in case you can come a little >>
early for bay decoration.
Jai Hind.

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919711217172
Date/Time: 12th August 2008 / 8:45:03 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
There is a meeting scheduled with Daman (Arnab's >>
Boss) on Thursday - Aug 14, need to reach office by >>
4-4.15 pm positively. No exceptions.
Any clarifications, call me up.
Thanks

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919868635438
Date/Time: 12th August 2008 / 4:34:00 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
A man got 2 wishes frm fairy.
He askd 4 best drink & best woman in d world,Instantly >>
he had Bisleri & Mothr Teresa besides him! MORAL:
BE SPECIFIC..

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: Sapna
Date/Time: 12th August 2008 / 3:52:25 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Very Fine Wt Abt U

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: Sapna
Date/Time: 12th August 2008 / 3:49:46 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Gud Action

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919711217172
Date/Time: 12th August 2008 / 12:32:49 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Take care

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919868635438
Date/Time: 11th August 2008 / 7:34:01 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Aam zindgi =>
Yaar plz kuch SMS to bhej diya karo....

Mentos zindgi =>
Oye bhutni k,
Bhikhari,
Kanjar,
Kamine,
Haramkhor,
Balance gaya tail lene,
Msg. bhej..

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: kAkA
Date/Time: 10th August 2008 / 6:00:26 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
God apun se pucha,Kidhar jana mangta?
HEAVEN ki HELL?
Apun bola HELL! Apun ko malum,Tum sala dost log >>
udharich milenga,bole to jidhar tum,woich apun ka >>
HEAVEN.

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: kAkA
Date/Time: 9th August 2008 / 9:05:00 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Na ishq karna mere yaar, ye ladkiyan bahut satati he, >>
Na karna in par aitbar ye kharch bahut karwati he, >>
RECHARGE tu karwa k deta hai,or number mera lagati hai.

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919310321333
Date/Time: 9th August 2008 / 5:26:08 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Mom found a Condom in her 16 Yr Daughter's Bedroom.
She went straight 2 her n asked-What is ds?
Girl said-To Aap kya Chaahti hain?
Main is Umar me maa ban jao.

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919310321333
Date/Time: 9th August 2008 / 5:25:33 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Why many crushes n flirtings r better thn 1 true >>
love.Bcoz.. "Monopoly is always damaging
&
 Competition improves efficiency"
So...Njoy competition.

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919953539969
Date/Time: 9th August 2008 / 3:04:23 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------

Ek frustrated shayr ki shayri-

"pyar bhara dil tod gyi sapno ki shehzadi"

"PyAr BhArA DiL ToD gYi SaPnO Ki ShEhZaDi"

"SALI, KUTTI, kamini hramzadi

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919899548959
Date/Time: 8th August 2008 / 1:46:48 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Its nt opening

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919899548959
Date/Time: 8th August 2008 / 1:23:55 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Forward me dat blockspot add

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: Esha
Date/Time: 8th August 2008 / 11:45:10 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Nothing,just chilling...Just got up and talking wid >>
my loving brother...

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: Esha
Date/Time: 8th August 2008 / 11:38:10 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
If u want sumthing u never had, do sumthing u >>
never did . Dont go the way life takes u, take >>
life the way u wanna go & r'mber u r born 2 live .
Good mrng.

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919711217172
Date/Time: 7th August 2008 / 3:49:08 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
See if you can bring your photographs less than 2 >>
years of age.
Need to submit to neha gupta.

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919868635438
Date/Time: 7th August 2008 / 11:21:14 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
August is d month of breast cancer awareness:

On dis note 4 all those who always misunderstood us:

"We  STARE  bcoz we CARE"

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919899548959
Date/Time: 6th August 2008 / 4:38:34 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Give me middle plc between nehru plc n our ofce

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919899548959
Date/Time: 5th August 2008 / 11:42:04 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Think abt i m sure dat wil make feel better..tanks >>
4 ur support i m already feeling better

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919899548959
Date/Time: 5th August 2008 / 11:38:43 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
I wil nt mind dear but i wil nt b able to spk..my mom >>
is der

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919899548959
Date/Time: 5th August 2008 / 11:34:49 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
No tanks baby i m at home safe n secure..

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919899548959
Date/Time: 5th August 2008 / 11:32:15 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
M ok..but stil nt out of dat incident

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919999856556
Date/Time: 4th August 2008 / 10:08:49 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Sonu okhla ka adrs snd kar.

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919818132525
Date/Time: 4th August 2008 / 1:00:54 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Oye bua ko keh diyo ki aaj nahi ja payenge main >>
late ho jaungi

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919999856556
Date/Time: 4th August 2008 / 12:16:34 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Arey kahan hai.

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: Shaleen
Date/Time: 4th August 2008 / 12:00:15 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
hi if u have some gud sms then plz forward few msg >>
to me.

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919999856556
Date/Time: 4th August 2008 / 10:44:38 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Arey bhai okhla kaise or kahan jaun.

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919899548959
Date/Time: 3rd August 2008 / 8:29:10 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Luv u swthrt 4 dat..u simply rock

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919899548959
Date/Time: 3rd August 2008 / 10:42:20 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Wat??? Stupid shaleen is also my frnd n wnts to >>
wish him frmdsh day dats why i m asking

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: Esha
Date/Time: 3rd August 2008 / 10:38:56 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Good yaar...So,enjoy ur sunday with lots of fun and >>
amusement...And do take good care of urself...Bye.

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919899548959
Date/Time: 3rd August 2008 / 10:36:05 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Cn i have shaleen's no.

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: Esha
Date/Time: 3rd August 2008 / 10:30:52 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
People say that good friends are hard to find.

You know why....?

That's because :

"The BEST are already mine"....
    Happy
     Friendship Day. Hey,Yogi: what's up?

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919899548959
Date/Time: 3rd August 2008 / 10:30:19 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Shut up

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: Esha
Date/Time: 3rd August 2008 / 10:26:26 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Hi,thanks and same 2 u...But,whoz this?

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919899548959
Date/Time: 3rd August 2008 / 10:10:38 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
You are the one who made things different,U are the >>
one who took me in. U are the one thing I could >>
count on, above all, you are My friend. Happy >>
Friendship Day

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: Sapna
Date/Time: 3rd August 2008 / 10:04:55 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
LeT
"ME"
ShOw
YoU

tHe
BeSt PiCture

iN
tHe WoRLd

    ()"'"()()"'"()
    ( ,'o' )( 'o',)
    (,)  (,)(,) (,)
   =HUM TUM=

FRieNds
FoReVeR
HAPPY FRNDSHIP DAY.

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919868635438
Date/Time: 3rd August 2008 / 9:46:43 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Tumse duri ka ehsaas satane laga,
tere saath gujra har lamha yaad aane laga,
jab bhi tujhe bhulne ki kosish ki eh dost,
tu dil ke or karib ane laga.

Hpy F'sp d

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919891113869
Date/Time: 3rd August 2008 / 9:42:19 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Yaad ata h tera bachpan ka zamana,ptli tango par >>
latka hua paizama,kamar s makkhiya udaate hue >>
awaz lagana       'mumy kr li jaldi ana.....happy >>
friendship day

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: Kshitij
Date/Time: 3rd August 2008 / 8:13:09 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Coming 2gether is a begining,
Staying 2gether is progress,
Living 2gether is life,
Dying 2gether is love,
But
Being apart N Still being 2gether is frndsh

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: Vodafone
Date/Time: 2nd August 2008 / 4:40:52 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
9873913556Hello! We are happy to activate Vodafone >>
mobile Connect on your Vodafone mobile phone. >>
Please configure your handset before you use this >>
service. Send www ( only for Nokia/Sony Er

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: Sapna
Date/Time: 2nd August 2008 / 2:26:37 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Waise Ek Bat Daso Kafi Tanha Rahna Pasand H Tumhe >>
Right

================================================== >>
====================
Message type: SMS
From: Sapna
Date/Time: 2nd August 2008 / 2:15:22 pm
Folder: Inbox
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Helo Kaha Gaye?

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Message type: SMS
From: Sapna
Date/Time: 2nd August 2008 / 2:02:03 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
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So U R Watching Movie Or Wt? Nd R U Alone There?

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Message type: SMS
From: +919868635438
Date/Time: 1st August 2008 / 5:30:50 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
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HOW TO IMPRESS A GIRL?
Respect Her
Love Her
Protect Her
Listen to Her
Care 4 Her
Stand 4 Her

HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?

Just Smile Once
Sale Paagal ho Jaate hai.

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Message type: SMS
From: +919868635438
Date/Time: 30th July 2008 / 6:42:08 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Gandhigiri ki apaar safalta ke baad,
pesh hai.
Messagegiri.....
jisme aap msg kare ya na kare!!!!!
ham aapko  msg bhejte rahenge,
kabhi to aapko shram aayegi.

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====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919999856556
Date/Time: 30th July 2008 / 9:07:22 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Sonu jaise hi maya bua ati hai bhai cal kar dyo ya >>
phr ms cl kar dna.

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====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919953539969
Date/Time: 29th July 2008 / 11:24:43 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------

Missed Calls Ki appar Safalta Ke Baad...

Now 1st Time In
India....

Introducing....
Missed MESSAGE....

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Message type: SMS
From: Kshitij
Date/Time: 29th July 2008 / 12:38:27 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Its monson & I'm sure u must b happy.
U must b feeling like going out,
dancing urself,
sing songs,
splash water Right?
EVERY FROG FEELS Da SAME...

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Message type: SMS
From: +919953539969
Date/Time: 28th July 2008 / 9:46:45 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
16 saal ka ladka mar gya.uski maa
rokar boli "Usne to abhi duniya b nhi dekhi thi"
Pados ki BHABI boli "chinta na
karo Chachi maine dikha d thi....”'?'”

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====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919899548959
Date/Time: 28th July 2008 / 9:43:33 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
I like n love both coz u make my days in ofce >>
enjoy able so both love n like
Wat abt u..wic word u wil use 4 me

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====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919711217172
Date/Time: 26th July 2008 / 12:40:16 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Be in my cabin in 5 min. Its urgent.

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====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919910733380
Date/Time: 25th July 2008 / 3:28:44 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
01

02

03

04

05

06

07

08

09

days 2 go.

3rd AUGust.

Happy FRIENDSHIP DAY

in advance. Hope i am the 1st to wish U..

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====================
Message type: SMS
From: BARCLAYS
Date/Time: 25th July 2008 / 12:05:33 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Your Hello Money PIN is 7408. This PIN is valid for >>
72 Hrs. Kindly dial *598*1# and change your PIN >>
now. Please keep your Debit Card handy while changing >>
the PIN.

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====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919910733380
Date/Time: 21st July 2008 / 9:01:20 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Patni-Suno ji Apko Mujhme Sabse Zayada kya Acha >>
Lagta h Meri Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi. Pati- Muje to >>
yeh teri Mazak karne ki Aadat Sabse achi lagti hai.

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Message type: SMS
From: +919868635438
Date/Time: 21st July 2008 / 7:21:40 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Eating sweets is tasty! Speaking sweet words is >>
easy! But finding sweet people is really very >>
very difficult.
.
.
.
My Goodness!
.
.
HOW DID U FIND ME?  :):):)

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Message type: SMS
From: +919899548959
Date/Time: 21st July 2008 / 11:59:26 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Yes i did
I wil get it today

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====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919899548959
Date/Time: 21st July 2008 / 10:52:57 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Same thing sweet heart
Anywaz thanks i was so confused wid his name

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====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919899548959
Date/Time: 21st July 2008 / 10:49:16 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Baby dat guy yaar
Tall one ur frnd who is always in his gym outfit..who >>
took my dan brown book also..

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====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919899548959
Date/Time: 21st July 2008 / 10:08:22 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Yaar u knw dat ceIlo is bugging me wid his msg..rite >>
nw i wont b able 2 tel u anythg..howevr wen ill >>
meet u 2nite i ll tel u

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Message type: SMS
From: Purnima
Date/Time: 20th July 2008 / 10:45:26 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
its ovr nw...bak 2 colg life...talk u latr lil busy

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====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919212608966
Date/Time: 20th July 2008 / 10:42:29 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
ok ya i remember u...

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====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919213478949
Date/Time: 20th July 2008 / 6:45:41 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
'TIME' is d most rare luxury,wich culd nvr b prchasd >>
at any cost..So wen sum1 spends it 4U,it defines d >>
depth of care dat thy hv 4u.........

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====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919213478949
Date/Time: 20th July 2008 / 6:44:37 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Sales wale marte nahe, zinda dafnay jate hai, Har >>
mahenay target ke ley tarpay jate hai,  marne pe bhi >>
schem samjhate nazar aate hai.

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====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919868635438
Date/Time: 20th July 2008 / 8:24:21 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
A Chinese ws in hspital
santa went 2 meet him Chinese said"CHINCHON,MOU,CH >>
OCHA"& died
santa wnt china 2knw d meang,
it was-kutte oxygen k pipe se pair to hta.GM

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====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919711217172
Date/Time: 17th July 2008 / 6:57:13 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Ye dua hai,apki zindagi sawar jaye,har nazar me bas >>
pyar nazar aye,dil toda hai jisne tera; khuda >>
kare wo khud tujhe manane teri talash me aaye..

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Message type: SMS
From: +919868635438
Date/Time: 17th July 2008 / 5:33:53 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Badi mehnat se meri duniya lutai hogi,
Mere jane pe khusiyan b manai hogi.
Koi laga de unke pairo me malham
Mere dil ko,
thokar marne me unhe chot to aayi hogi

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====================
Message type: SMS
From: !YO! .
Date/Time: 17th July 2008 / 1:42:35 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Me at 1.83 u at 1.68 about calling its going ok ok. >>
Only 1.30hours down time for training. Bro try to >>
arrange n73 stuff?

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====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919868635438
Date/Time: 16th July 2008 / 5:23:22 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
FAITH  is
what  I  offer  2  U..

PEACE  is
what  I  pray  4  U..

HAPPINES  is
what  I  wish  4  U..

But,

REMEMBRANCE  is
what  I  need  from  U..!!

TaCare!

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====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919711217172
Date/Time: 15th July 2008 / 10:09:59 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Login at 10.30 sharp. Be in the bay in 5 min

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====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919868635438
Date/Time: 15th July 2008 / 5:55:36 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
A nice thot..
"If u really lik a prsn, jus show it, itz sweeter dan >>
sayin it..
Bt if u dnt lik a prsn, jus say it, it vil b better >>
dan showin it!"
it hurts....

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====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919868635438
Date/Time: 14th July 2008 / 8:21:55 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
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BOY:Suit achha pehna hai
Girl:Thnx

boy:lipstick bahut achi lagai hai
Girl:Thnx

B:Make up bhi achha kiya hai
G:Thnx  "Bhaiya"

B: Sundar fir b nhi lag rhi ho

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====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919868635438
Date/Time: 14th July 2008 / 10:16:25 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------

1 = 2

How??

PROOF:

Let,
x = y

=> 2x-x = 2y-y

=> 2x-2y = x-y

=> 2(x-y) = x-y

=> 2 = 1   ...Proved!

Saala
MATHS  ka  ITIHAS
Hila  Kar  Rakh  Dala.

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====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919711217172
Date/Time: 14th July 2008 / 9:15:07 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Boy goes 4 blood test, nurse take sample & can't >>
find a cotton. So she sucks his finger.
Boy is so happy he ask: Can i get a urine test..?

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====================
Message type: SMS
From: +919711217172
Date/Time: 14th July 2008 / 9:14:48 am
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
SARDAR ki Sali Sardar se = Jija ji 500 Rs de do >>
mein kal de dungi,
SARDAR = Nahi tu 1500 le par abhi de.

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A person askd luv kab hota hai ?
A lover said - jab  time kharab ho,
aap par shani chada ho,
GOD ka aapse maje lene ka mann ho...
Tab luv hota hai.. :-)
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Message type: SMS
From: Leena
Date/Time: 25th April 2008 / 7:29:40 pm
Folder: Inbox
-------------------------------------------------- >>
--------------------
Aaj jo tumne harkat ki hai na kabhi kisi aur ladki >>
ki sath mat krna nahi tuh wo tumhe 10 galiyan >>
nikalegi maine tuho tumeh fir bhi kuch nahi kha.


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